LINDSAY HOWARDS JETT LINDSAYHOWARDSJETTLINDSAYHOWARDSJETT took off for portland, oregon sometime in the near future. Howard kleger ran down the runway with the exhaust euphemismsfumes spreading out, most leaving a bad taste in the mouth, as if punched with a class ring, but the rest brushed past leaving a cheap Little Orphan Annie production black and brown rouge on the cheeks and mouth. He screamed and kicked while two patrolling runway taxi vehicles sided up curbside to him, and one three sixied around and stopped blocking his crazy and hailed him to
stand, while he hopped off and the second man cradled his shoulder and gave him a special secret boyscout handshake, wobbled on one leg and rested a heavy glove and covered Howard's power surface, and just glanced at howard as he turned head to the side and robotically raised the walkie transmitter and put in some code commands on the trespassing man at the scene.what are you doing here?...howie? he said? I mean howie...you said? Yes that's him..Who? he looked at his friend. What ru fucking crazy? What? The plane? The plane has left...my friend. His friend shrugged. ...with a "ehhh"".."who?" "me?" "No. Me.""Are you trying to catch a free ride or something? Heh heh he...Are you on any medication...do you have a home? I live in Philadelphia. Then whjat are you doing out on the runway at Kennedy? Um..."My friend, Lindsay."
"Lindsay Howard." "Buddy...you're Lindsay Howard." "do you mean ann""Yknow...your friend l;il orphan annie...bitch, GET in the vehicle, feet first and keep your hands above your head. The place..i mean, the police will be here in a few minutes to take a report, just hold here, we're just the local security. If you make any moves, we'll have to handcuff you. If you resist further, we'll use mace, so jus sit pretrty, lil orphan annie while the police show up...crazy mother fuckers.."..."Do you believe this shit?1" "No."
what else is goin on here? "mmmmm" "ma ma ma""
ReplyDelete"your hangin out on the expressway...sayin ma ma muh.." "he's lookin for his mom." "shiiit...thanks poindexter..just watch for the police. There here. Great. Hold a sec.
"what seems to be the problem?" "Lindsay...and my friend party steve at the pink house forget to tell Ryan Trecartin my email adress...he just tyexted it to him three weeks late...maybe two" "its ovious ...i mean the ICA show.." "SHUT UP!...did i tell you to talk?
" "what?..."Do i have to repeat myself?" ..."Huh...what the hell..goddammit officer." "What ????!!!...insubordination in the presence of an offending officer, get in the car. Handcuff him, extra hard, watch your wrists." Squeeze it harder...Linda he's got skinny wrists. Does that hurt? Uh...uhmnoo."
"ok...kariiiiink...ouch...fuck. Cmon, sir, put...scoot the legs in" "we have the suspect in custody at Kennedy were returning to the barracks...should arrive at 0200...looking up his records...pull a file and we'll bond it."
what does that mean? I dunnnnoooo. Let's stop at the Dunkin Donuts. Do you like Donuts? ...Yes. Ok...get some donuts for the suspect in custody. Your gonna be under the heat lamp for 2 hours. So we're gonna stop at Kentucky Fried Chicken for a bucket of wings. 3 actually. Can you hang with that? Do you eat chicken. Occassionally. But i um, can't eat spicy wings and stuff. Then we'll get you the 4 alarm mexi-salsa style habanero breaded cheese stuffed biotches then. We're getting powdered donuts...no chocolate. Chocolates messy and melts all over the place when you have to sit for that two hours of questioning we just talked about a few minutes ago. Hey are you awake back there? Yes...what ch want. Duncaccinno. One duncacinno. And 2 cinnamon twists and a Orangina for the lady officer...thaaaank youuu. here's astraw. We're gonna put it on this chair rest tray. Just park the car. That's not procedure. ok ...heeeere's the tray..."honey, just sip and lean forward." "can i remove my seat belt?"
"How are you gonna remove your seatbelt?" "my dick?" "oh jeesus Christ larry didja hear that. " "Get the fuck outta the car." "wwwhat's wrong?' "you're irritating , honey. " "linda doesn't like you." oh...ok.
and they sped off .